Loco Motive

Scott Lenet – “A woman walks into a train station… and sees an engineer with tools and parts all over the platform — it’s a train engine under construction. She thinks to herself, ‘Cool, that engineer is building a train. It looks like he’s going to be here a while.’ The woman is busy, so she moves on to another train, even though the tracks head in the direction where she would like to go.

The woman comes back another time, and the same engineer has finished building the engine, and is now in the conductor booth. The parts are all off the platform, there is a number 9 painted on the side of the train, which is slowly chug-chug-chugging out of the station. The woman, seeing that the train is leaving the station, rushes to get on board.”

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